Where are we?

nowhere2One night while on a suburban walk, the sacred phrase manifested: All roads lead to the same clown school. This is that clown school’s designated café. Every 60 forkspoonseconds in our cafe, a minute passes. We opened our doors for 100% serious business at the same time we closed, last tomorrow.

Knock Knock. Nobody comes here. It’s too crowded. Our chef and staff are dedicated to providing the best beverages and sandwiches to conceptualize over. Our hours are between the minutes and seconds at around now o’clock. Come on bye and say hi!


2 Comments on “Where are we?
  1. Advertising -40 points
    Last name +75 points
    Redemption +100 points
    Tea 40
    Coffee 40
    Seriousness -30

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