realiteas

Portrait with Teacup 19

Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor’s cup full, and then kept on pouring.

The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. “It is overfull. No more will go in!”

“Like this cup,” Nan-in said, “you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you what I’m going to show you unless you first empty your cup?”

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Klein-Bottle

Realitea Klein Server

What do you call a tea cup with tea?

We have multiple realiteas to realitease your inner senseis. Teas might come in a Klein server.

OoLong Shortness Realitea, 195 Neurons/s, Get your fingers on this fine rarity where ends meet means.

Non-SequiTurkish Realitea, 195 Neurons/s, “Woof!” she said as the sky turned a pale green.

Chacruna Yagé, 695 Neurons/s, Your standard blend of ayahuasca. For Barf bag, add 50 Neurons/s.

quailYerba Material Essence, 195 Neurons/s, Fertilize the soil of earth with the spirit of heaven with this realitea.

100% Tea-free Tea Cup, 49 Neurons/s, Enjoy the aroma of the olfactory senses with this 100% tea-free wonder.

Soriteas Mix, 195 Neurons/s, This full cup of tea drops is created by individual tea leaves that never amount to a heap because adding a single leaf to another does not amount to a heap.

Longzi’s Non-White Tea, 195 Neurons/s, White tea is not tea. If one wants tea, that extends to black or green tea. But if one wants white tea, that does not extend to black or green tea. Hence we present this Non-White Tea.

Gateless Gate Tea Sampler, 795 Neurons/s, Also take home a sampler box of our teas. Comes with 20 waterproof tea bags.

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