If I buy a sandwich from your cafe and then take off the top piece of bread and replace it with an identical one I got from home, and then take the top bread and put it my captain planet bag, and then take out the tofu and replace it with identical tofu I brought from home, and then take the first tofu and put it my captain planet bag, and then take the kale out and replace it with an identical kale I got from home, and then take the first kale and put it my captain planet bag, and then take the bottom bread and replace it with an identical one I got from home, and then take the bottom bread and put it my captain planet bag, and then take out the original bread, tofu, kale, and bread to put them all together on a new plate, and the two sandwiches are side by side, can either be said to be the original sandwich that I got from your cafe? Answer wisely or be strangled and then devoured by two sphinxes which I can’t tell if one is older than the other or what?
This is not out yet but I assure you, the chef is working on said original sandwich which stays original even when you replace all its parts. The new sandwich will be announced at the time of our first open mic. More information on the time of the open mic here: http://ggcafe.shadowbody.com/?page_id=191
Hostage Grenade II asked,
Have you kicked any creeps out yet? Part of being a cafe owner is you have to stop people from masturbating under the tables on occasion.
The only one caught under the table was the handy job man in town who handy jobs all those, and only those, men in town who do not handy job themselves.